juice #6. i feel like it’s never going to end. it’s taken me 12.5 hours to get here. i can’t tell you how glad i am that this isn’t juice. this is delicious! seriously, tastes like a gourmet vanilla milkshake. so good! all that’s left now is the aloe vera water and the tea.
juice #5. same as juice #2. thank god i liked it. it took me a long time to drink this one though. i’m so full of liquid and i’m really tired of drinking things. this was my 5:30p juice - it’s now 8:40p and i’ve just finished it; about to start juice #6. i’m not hungry and definitely not thirsty. this shit is crazy. i can’t wait to go to sleep, which should actually be interesting because i’m likely going to be up all night peeing.
juice #4. i might turn this into a cocktail at some point this summer. it’s delicious. not as sweet as i expected. i taste more of the cucumber in this one. it’s light and would be quite refreshing if i wasn’t so full of liquids. the last thing i want to do right now is drink another juice. there is a really weird film coating my mouth, and i’m getting tired. i wish i could take a nap.
chlorophyll water. with apple extract. chlorophyll is an antioxidant that stimulates oxygen supply to the cells and is supposed to help keep you hydrated and energized throughout the day. maybe it does, maybe it doesn’t. with everything else going on, i can’t really tell either way. it tastes like normal water. yeah, sure - it’s the color of lime jello, and has some apple stuff in it or something, but it tastes like water. normal, everyday water. although, it does kind of smell like seaweed. LOL.
juice #3. it’s not bad. it has a couple of the same ingredients (celery, lemon, cucumber) that the worst juice in the world had in it this morning, so the first sip of this juice took me back to that bad place really quick. however, it’s a bit sweet instead of burn-your-face-off hot, so i think the apple and the kale (i taste both very strongly) are saving it now. i don’t think it’ll take me an hour to get through this one, but i definitely won’t be pounding it the way i did juice #2.
it’s going on 2p now and i’m starting to feel a little lightheaded. spacey, in fact. almost like i really don’t know what’s going on around me. i’m not sure if it’s from lack of food or lack of caffeine. maybe both? i’m not hungry though, and surprisingly, i don’t have a headache, so that’s a plus.
juice #2. i am happy to report that this juice is delicious! it’s pretty mild compared to the worst juice in the world that i started with this morning. this one is a little bit sweet, but i can taste all the green veggies despite the carrots being the primary ingredient. it’s been about 15-minutes and i’m almost finished with it. (juice #1 took me an hour to get through).
juice #1 (of 30). this has to be, by far, the worst thing i’ve ever tasted in my life. i’m not kidding when i say that i thought i was going to vomit while drinking it. it’s SO SPICY. it actually tastes like habanero flavored grass, and being that it was my first juice, i immediately starting rethinking this whole juice cleanse thing. i couldn’t imagine them all tasting this bad. so i phoned pressed juicery immediately and asked them to change it for something else. i never want to taste this again, ever.
day #1 (of 5).
oh, sweet jesus; these cookies are ridiculous. stuffed with teeny tiny little chocolate chips and just a tad bit under-baked so they’re perfectly chewy. i will most likely eat this entire box, and there isn’t a single soul here to stop me. kiah!
last night’s dinner: pan seared pierogies with thyme and sweet onions, steamed lentils, and smoked paprika braised cabbage with asparagus. the sauvignon blanc that bobby chose went perfectly. i was one happy girl!
i can’t wait to eat the leftovers for lunch tomorrow.
